But I only wanted to lose 5 pounds!

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God Forgive Me For What I'm About to do to This Woman

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TANKMARINE

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I'm gonna get boobs and everything!

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They were totally right... inflatable husbands really are the best way to enjoy a pleasant trip!

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AS MUCH AS CLARISSA WOULD HAVE LOVED TO ACCOMPANY LORD PERCY ON A STROLL THROUGH THE GARDENS, SHE WAS FORCED TO DECLINE HIS INVITATION, FOR - THANKS TO HER VOLUMINOUS SKIRTS - SHE WAS MOMENTARILY UNABLE TO FIND HER LEGS.

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I Wanna be Just Like You When I Grow up!

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Respect Yo SELF, Gurl!

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Nah, this is worse. Everybody back in the boat!

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See? I told you Domino's delivered anywhere

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You may call her Mona Lisa, but

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Please, Darling? Just This Once?

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Yea this will teach those vampires

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. Groucho Marx

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