Mrs Jones had been warned what would happen if she jumped the queue at bingo again ...
Breaking News - CATS CAPTURE THE WORLD king fluff demands "mor toona, less goggies"
Johnny had difficulties adjusting to his terrible-two's. What are you lookin' at? You want I should come over there and break your face?
WE'RE NOT GOING TO DISNEYLAND? Sure we're going, just not with YOU