When in doubt, improvise!
W.C.FIELDS HIS LITTLE CHICKADEE HIS LITTLER CHICKADEE HIS UNCOMFORTABLY LITTLE CHICKADEE CALL THE POLICE.
Hemlock: what you get for enlightening the world.
Wicky Wicky Wicky Old Skool
Looking for love in all the wrong places
I am going to have to take a sample for analysis but it looks like a pipe to me