I outlived Elvis, Michael Jackson, Davey Jones, Whitney Houston. Bet you didn't see that coming.
Says he'll shoobity the floobity doobity. Actually flibbities the zobbity bobbly.
Mist makes everyone a little hotter.
Stripper on a smoke break. Oh wait. That's Britney. Stripper on a smoke break.
-Heidi Montag, Farrah Abraham, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Sarah McLachlan
Creepy? I INVENTED creepy