Yes, this is Sparta.
Says you are the love of his life. Forgets what you look like and has to put a shoe on every girl in the kingdom.
you guys ok?...looks like a bit of an accident...you got a cell phone?...we can call roadside assistance....you wouldn't happen to have an umbrella would you?...i'm talkin about a big ASS umbrella!...have you seen a goat?
Says he'll shoobity the floobity doobity. Actually flibbities the zobbity bobbly.