What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I forget the rest, but your mother is a wh*re.
Says he'll shoobity the floobity doobity. Actually flibbities the zobbity bobbly.
I don't often drive 88mph, But when I do You see some serious Sh*t
-Michael J. Fox
-Heidi Montag, Farrah Abraham, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Sarah McLachlan