Says he'll shoobity the floobity doobity. Actually flibbities the zobbity bobbly.
you guys ok?...looks like a bit of an accident...you got a cell phone?...we can call roadside assistance....you wouldn't happen to have an umbrella would you?...i'm talkin about a big ASS umbrella!...have you seen a goat?
-Chris Hemsworth, Kristen Stewart
Says you are the love of his life. Forgets what you look like and has to put a shoe on every girl in the kingdom.
GEDDY LEE Can't hear you over the sound of how awesome he is.
I outlived Elvis, Michael Jackson, Davey Jones, Whitney Houston. Bet you didn't see that coming.
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