OK, so this is good touch... and now we're gonna do bad touch...
-Daniel Craid, Javier Bardem
Do You Have What It Takes to Be An Hero?
Do I want to make my pen*s bigger? Maybe.
Call my sexy "swag" one more time...
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Duck... duck... douche.
-Eva Mendes, DMX, Steven Seagal