HOBOSEXUAL he looks like he hasn't bathed in two weeks, and he'll still get more tail than you. -Johnny Depp
Language and English do not compare to the works as recited by this man...
-Harrison Ford, Tom Hanks, Michael Douglas, Lawrence Fishburne, Jesse Eisenberg, Russell Crowe, John Cusack, Robin Williams, Brad Pitt, John Malkovich, Hugh Laurie, Anthony Hopkins, Robert Downey, Jr., Jim Parsons, Benedict Cumberbatch, Jack Black, Clint Eastwood, Tom Hiddleston
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