Four Call of Duty Scrubs, One Master Chief

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In a battle of who can spray 'n' pray while throwing made-up gadgets and s**t onto the battlefield, there can only be one champion...

Happy Towel Day From the International Space Station!

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I hope you've got your towels on you, but don't panic if you left it at home; there's still time!  

Today is Towel Day, the annual tribute to Douglas Adams and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.  As you surely must know, the towel is the most useful item an interstellar hitchhiker can carry.  This year, astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti is celebrating the holiday aboard the International Space Station, where she has treated us to a reading about the importance of towels.

You sass that hoopy Samantha Cristoforetti? There's a frood who really knows where her towel is!

Bill Nye Helps Amy Schumer Explain What the Universe Does

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Finally, Bill Nye speaks truth about how the universe is actually at work within our daily lives. No more wondering and fretting that we are alone in our action making. The universe supports us and Bill Nye loves you. That much is made crystal clear in this clip from Inside Amy Schumer.

Right?

George Clooney Is Sorry You Had To Endure Batman and Robin

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While on the Graham Norton Show promoting his new movie Tomorrowland with co-stars, Britt Robertson and Hugh Laurie, George Clooney made sure to apologize to nerds everywhere for the terrible movie Batman and Robin.

We forgive you George, just give Ben Affleck some pointers on what not to do.