HAPPY NEW YEAR!
What? How did I end up out here in a wedding dress?! I'll just slip this off, grab my booze and be on my merry way into 2012!
You never know, it could have been the kid's idea in the first place!
I've seen queen-size mattresses transported on the New York City subway, so it seemed natural to transport my wedding dress that way too!
Vivienne Westwood: For brides who have no more f**ks to give.
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
My pessimistic nature tells me this is fake, but also tells me it could happen? Conflicting!