I feel like tree climbing is a skill that today's youth may be lacking. I blame Tumblr and Glee.
I have a sensitive scalp, dude! Stop! Ow!
Playing peek-a-boo with your photographer when you're an adult is not as effective as when you're four.
Watch it, she can get a little salty at times. Just don't agitate her too much.
Honestly, stop messing around. This is a sacred day, what is wrong with you?