My cousin married a marine who is also a star wars nerd. He was thrilled when he asked him to be the god-father to our son Luke. I have to admit that I am a star-wars nerd also and my god-daughter's name is Leia.
Guys, guys, I wouldn't sit there if I were you. I heard that thing has some major weak spots and we're in the middle of suppressing a rebellion here...
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
"When the Death Star hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's the force, ehhhhh?"
(Sorry about that one.)
Let's leave the heavy breathing to these two later, OK? #yeahIwentthere