Life is a roller coaster, make sure you get on at the right time, and hang on the twists and turns. Just hold your lunch as you laugh out loud at these roller coaster puns.
And I thought the wedding ceremonies at the weddings I've attended felt like they took forever! Imagine being at a 60-degree angle about to go over the top of a roller coaster. That's me in the back shouting, "HURRY UP AND SAY 'I DO'!" I blame my crazy on the altitude.