looks like the officiant might have been distracted by the bride's huge tracts of land
It's what he does that counts. Thank God because from the looks of it he just said a mouthful.
Someday when you're old and gray and looking at your wedding album, you'll have a helluva time trying to remember what that one photo fad on the internet was called. Boarding? Timbering? It will completely escape you, I promise.