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Video game analogies for those of you born in 1980+.
Tom knew he was bad at public speaking, so he wrote a song instead! Super adorable. And amazing. Wow.
Pudding, the daughter of Tidbit and an Unknown Tomcat Somebody Forgot to Neuter of San Francisco, was married Saturday evening to Boots, the son of Mr. Sniffles of Annapolis, Md. and his wife Pookie-Ookie. It was a small, ridiculous ceremony.
People say a successful marriage is hard, but I'm gonna be unpopular here and say that finishing the New York City Marathon is harder. I mean, how many lazy people are married? Tons!