At first I thought the wedding had been crashed by a crazed Mickey fangirl from the way she unceremoniously kicks the bride's train out of her way. But nope, looks like they're both from the same dance planet! Beam me up!
We are gathered here today, in the sight of football, and in the face of their friends Tebowing, To join these two in holy sportsmanship.
Just take your shopping cart to the nearest castle and pick up a groom!