So... the CDC came out with its own Wedding Day Survival Guide. However I don't see, "concealed whiskey flask," or "rock-solid excuse to leave early" anywhere on the list. Personally, I always thought those were essential.
My husband is a huge half-life fan, if we had had a cake at our wedding I'm sure it would have been this!
Women of strength are needed to support the bride on such a day.
Heck yes our cows are fancier than yours. Whatchagonnadoaboutit?
Let's hope the bride isn't recast in the anniversary version.
This is my new husband and I. He bought all the groomsmen top hats and monocles for the reception.