He was just trying to excuse himself gracefully through the trap door below because he doesn't really love or support them.
It just might be the one thing that upstages the bride.
Wait, I thought the classic wedding song was K-Ci and JoJo's All My Life?!
There's no accounting for taste.
Not sure why we were looking this way, but it's our favorite picture of us.
Worn-out hashtag trends nobody will remember in ten years! #YOLO!
Just because it's called a "train" doesn't mean it's an actual vehicle, you know.
Aw sweet, this couple is recreating the scene of how they met for their engagement photos.