We consider this to be our main wedding cake from our wedding in 2009. Went through a family bakery, looks kind of eh, but it was red velvet with cream cheese icing. Yes... It was delightful. The whole reception was comic book themed.

Portals, they're essentially a series of tubes... much like the internet.

I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.

Conspicuous iPad photography is conspicuous.

Ahhh, my home city of Seattle! We have rain, Starbucks, more hipsters than Brooklyn, and yes! You can marry a building! In fact, buildings have genders!

Oh yeah, we also have desperate attention-seekers too. So...we're actually a just like everywhere else.