If it weren't for this super amazing sanitation worker, this woman wouldn't have her wedding ring. I think he deserves to marry her now.
Professional Object of Geek Desire and sometimes-actress Natalie Portman married fiance and father of her child Benjamin Millepied last Saturday. Whaddya think about those sleeves on her dress? Bohemian chic or too big?
You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.
Oh nothing, just hanging out, getting married.
... It like rains bees or something.
This is a task for the world. Get to it. Marry off all the cats!
Sir. It's time to give the dress back and maybe take a nap in the corner.