Violence is definitely the right way to ring in a marriage. :/

Jonathan proposes to Dana; the "winner" of the ugly sweater contest

Hey, hey, hey. This isn't Dancing With the Stars!

I imagine they had an epic battle with the bridesmaids.

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

Sooner or later the magic is over and it's time to walk the dog. And take out the trash and clean the gutters.

The wedding of the season is finally about to be revealed to our sweaty palms! I can hardly wait!

Yes ladies, you can thank us later for this perfection-made-incarnate who's looking for his soulmate. On second thought, no need for gratitude, just invite us to the wedding!

Cake toppers were purchased through an etsy seller, moonscreations.

A marching band wedding proposal!