HERE'S WHERE I MAKE A JOKE ABOUT CANADIANS LOVING HOCKEY

Phew, glad we got that over with. Very cute, and coming from someone who struggles just to stay vertical on ice skates, bravo sirs and ladies!

Humans get fancy all the time. Too much if you ask me. Dog with a bowtie? Now that's special.

Lest we forget that the internet is for cats.

I was never the little girl who dreamed of her perfect wedding day. I was a tom boy - who loved to canoe. Somehow the idea of canoeing down the "aisle" stuck. And it was pretty freakin' amazing.

Did you resist the urge to go all Pocahontas in "Just Around the Riverbend?" Because I would have totally just started paddling like mad and been all, "you don't own me, world!"

I hack Super Mario World into a new game to ask my girl friend to marry me.

Ten points for anyone who gets that Parappa the Rapper reference.

Capoeira couples are great because not only can they throw down, they can also samba.