MildlyAmused

Somebody went out and got a new carving kit and put it to good use!

Stop the internet. Just shut it down, people. This is the best wedding toast I've ever seen.

Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

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"Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte" by Georges Seurat, and "Sunday Afternoon Just Kickin' It in Our Victorian Clothes" by this wedding party.

Say it from the heart, say it with memes.

OTHER BOYFRIENDS, Y U NO SAY IT WITH MEMES?

Invertebride and groom.

Palita says: "My grandparents' wedding day. My grandfather was wearing a top hat, but sadly I can't find a picture of him wearing it. They remained together for over 50 years until he passed away last October."

Neon blue fishnets!?