That... that's a pretty bold statement. I mean, they're literally saying that their love is so bright that it could damage to their guests' eyes. Like they're this giant flaming ball of romance that could actually cause physical harm to those around them. I mean, if it's true then great! But wow.

Alison says: "My coworker and his wedding made me tear up at my desk."

Having an emotional wedding moment at work is what we're all about!

"You are the gold cap on my tooth." "You are the saturated fat in my ding-dong." "You are the naked lady mudflaps on my hummer."

I could go on and on...