All sandwiches should be bite-sized and heart shaped. As Empress of the Kingdom of Cutesville I proclaim it to be so. Do your best.
There's making whoopie and then there's making whoopie pies. I need to get on the whoopie pie train one of these days. I look at them every day all over these here internets yet I've never eaten one! What is wrong with the world?
Though sometimes we talk about how a kitty is so cute we just want to eat it up, I'm not sure I've ever felt so literally compelled to eat a cat's head before. Of course the whiskers would have to go first, I don't want them stuck in my throat.