Why shouldn't a giant squid have its own tiny squid to play with?
Available at: Marvelous Miss Mary http://www.etsy.com/listing/45751468/humbolt-squid-with-squidlets-necklace ($37)
Are you ready to try your hand at magic elf-powered amigurumi? Buy the pattern for this big, snuggly squid and have at it!
Seven tentacles, removable hat, attitude, check!
Squid are already notoriously sneaky, now with specialized training they're super efficient death machines.