I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.
Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
I'll wash that face right off your head.