Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.
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Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!