You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.
I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.
Don't worry little ham! I'll give you lots and lots of hugs to cheer you up.
Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
It's the closest you're gonna get to being a real pony.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.