I can't imagine what a little kid would need with a bottle opener, which leads me to the conclusion that these are meant for adults! Yessss!
My left hand is getting seriously tired of always being the prey. Let's switch it up a little, shall we?
Now that Christmas is over, Rudolph and Clarice have time to settle down and work on that romance we've witnessed. They've really got stars in their eyes, haven't they?
Honestly, who hasn't wanted to bite the head off a noisy baby now and again?
Learn to love your organs and they will love you back.
Wait, is the one eating brains the work key or the locker? Or is that the bullet wound? Zombies, you're so confusing!
Even in the frigid north we can enjoy a warm, gooey brownie.