You don't need giant wings to fly in your own way.
When it comes to eating avocado I'm a purist. I just need a little salt, a spoon, and maybe some hot sauce if I'm feeling fancy. These earrings get it.
Ordering food at a restaurant can be too complicated. Just point at your ears when they ask what toppings you want.
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Don't fall asleep on these pointy little bits!
I'll endure ear-biters for fashion. Looking good comes at a price.
Elegance, thy name is Longcat!
Your dad has always called you sweet pea. Embrace the moniker!