I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!
It's nice to have someone around to help out when you're not feeling so hot.
Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
Can we say MOST USEFUL INVENTION EVER?!
Or you could, you know, put the candy in a bowl. But what fun is that?