I might be able to handle a Big Mac if it's made itty bitty and crunchy. Sure I like a little grease now and then, but this is the perfect portion size.
I've always had a fondness for cameos and even wore one for an embarrassing period during the early 90's when we were all into velvet chokers and snap-crotch bodysuits. I'm really glad my mom never relented and let me get that Starter jacket I begged for. I'd feel much less shame eating a pretty cameo made of icing.