These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
Look out, Red! The wolf is RIGHT THERE!
You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
I like my coffee like I like my soul; black and bitter.
Prayers for overcast skies are now portable!
I'm afraid your soap may be a little too heavy for such a wee kitty.
When you're not feeling fancy enough yourself, a little gentleman in a bowtie can help you feel a little fancier.
You never know when you'll find yourself suddenly faced with a charity gala fundraiser when you thought you were just heading to the store for Funyuns.