Pretend nibbles are almost as satisfying as real ones.
Shrinky Dinks have gotten super classy since I was a kid!
Let's have a carbohydrate themed party where we eat whole loaves of garlic bread and knock back these little cups of mac & cheese like jello shots.
Cheer up, Carl, geez.
All sandwiches should be bite-sized and heart shaped. As Empress of the Kingdom of Cutesville I proclaim it to be so. Do your best.
Even as an adult I could see having an adorable wooden kitchen set on a shelf. I'm not going to take my cooking too seriously.