My one weakness! Being buried in sand!
Of all the WTF going on in this cover, the thing that concerns me the most: Where the hell is her other leg?
The Super Soaker XP750! Wetter is Better!
Uh... kid, that's not how you hold a sword. Good way to lose a hand though.
I think I've had this exact dream.
Yeah, I'm thinking it can stay buried.
"Inexplicable" is definitely the word I would use here.
"Sorry guys, I've decided I'd much rather stay with this giant frog. Laters."