"No! Flute music? That does not rock!"
My money's on death. By snu snu!
"I'm just saying, maybe we should have some safety railing when we're hovering over the field of crystal spikes."
Buttercup's trip to Japan?
There must be a rule that the better/more important a science fiction author you are, the worse the cover art for your books has to be.
Yeah... winners. Just keep telling yourself that.
There isn't one part of this cover, including the title, that doesn't make me uncomfortable.
Elvira's summoning Ganon? Always thought there was something suspicious about her.