Hey can I ass you a question? What's the big deal? Well if you're here already, check out the quality merchandise, and I don't mean the rear. Anything and anything having to do with the ass in all it's forms will be here to satisfy your cravings.
(Lord of the Rings)
I can't tell what's more WTF, the cover art, the title, or the fact that somebody thought of this, and somebody else agreed to publish it.