Roxanne it is not incumbent upon thee to illumine the rufescent beacon.
TELLER OF UNTRUTHS! TELLER OF UNTRUTHS! YOUR TROUSERS HAVE COMBUSTED!
The imperatively dwarfed arachnid moved vertically along the device from which liquid dihydrogen monoxide pours.
ENJOYING A LEISURELY CARRIAGE RIDE DOWN THE LANE, INHALING HEMP SMOKE AND IMBIBING A COCKTAIL OF LONDON GIN AND CIDER EXUDING A CAVALIER ATTITUDE WHILST MAINTAINING MY FINANCIAL PORTFOLIO IN THE FOREFRONT OF MY CONSCIOUSNESS
It is as if the more financial security one accumulates, the more dissension one encounters.
Continue to play that fashionable piece, Caucasian male.