And THAT'S how you get ninjas!
Well that's certainly how you get them to not come to your wedding!
Kira says: "My Grandma and Grandpa's Engagement photo from 1945. They are still married and are going to be celebrating their 67th anniversary this April."
If you're old enough to get married you should also be old enough to have mastered the art of eating without slopping food all over yourself. Maybe don't serve ribs at your wedding?
Speech disaster or comedic genius? (Definitely the latter!)