Hmmm, ill-fitting suit, juvenile ass-jokes... In what state do they marry 14-year olds?
Yippeeee. Look how excited we are, you guys. Guys. Hey guys, look how stoked me are. Huzzah.
Poorly Dressed: http://poorlydressed.failblog.org/2011/01/28/fashion-fail-nice-day-for-a-duck-tape-wedding/
Patriotism may be a little out of place at a wedding.. wait what am I talking about? AMURICAAAAAA!