Forty years from now when the two of you are old and gray and looking back on your wedding... you'll wonder why you didn't select a softer zombie noggin.
You guys don't want to get your clothes all dirty do you? Oh, never mind.
I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!
Sure it's a little long, but man, that officiant has an excellent way with words!