Forty years from now when the two of you are old and gray and looking back on your wedding... you'll wonder why you didn't select a softer zombie noggin.
"Til death do us part" is for people who don't know the true meaning of commitment.
You guys don't want to get your clothes all dirty do you? Oh, never mind.
Don't get any blood on you!
I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!