"Til death do us part" is for people who don't know the true meaning of commitment.
Sure it's a little long, but man, that officiant has an excellent way with words!
You guys don't want to get your clothes all dirty do you? Oh, never mind.
Aim for the head, that's the only way to stop them.
Forty years from now when the two of you are old and gray and looking back on your wedding... you'll wonder why you didn't select a softer zombie noggin.
The couple that slays together, stays together
"Well I told you we would be getting exercise today."
So judging from that last panel... the wedding's off?
Photos by Catwalk Wedding