it's a FRAKKING ZOMBIE WEDDING
Their love will keep them safe, don't worry.
Sure it's a little long, but man, that officiant has an excellent way with words!
We consider this to be our main wedding cake from our wedding in 2009. Went through a family bakery, looks kind of eh, but it was red velvet with cream cheese icing. Yes... It was delightful. The whole reception was comic book themed.
I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!