I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!
"If those zombies get closer, Sweetie, you know what to do."
Sure it's a little long, but man, that officiant has an excellent way with words!
Forty years from now when the two of you are old and gray and looking back on your wedding... you'll wonder why you didn't select a softer zombie noggin.