Traditional ring bearers are fun and all, but wouldn't you want your rings delivered to the altar by a BIRD OF FREAKING PREY?!

Sure, not everyone's closest friends are criminal delinquents. But when it's your special day, EVERY bridesmaid can look like she just broke out of jail!

Rodney Conradi married his sweetheart Lynsie in Yakima Valley Memorial Hospital on February 16th of this year. The pair met while undergoing cancer treatment at the Ronald McDonald House in 2010. Rodney passed away from Ewing's sarcoma, a rare form of cancer, on March 24th at the age of 21. But in the words of his father, "cancer couldn't stop a wedding."

You can read more about Rodney and Lynsie here.

It's actually a pretty nice shirt. In a frame too! I mean, it could be worse. Like one of those colored sand layer jars you get at street fairs. Now those are just worthless.

Ten couples got hitched on the Ferris wheel inside Minnesota's Mall of America this Valentine's Day.

Nothing says "Valentine's Day" like two penguins in captivity forced to parade around in a remote-controlled vehicle while people take pictures of their "wedding." Yesiree, that's not soul-blisteringly depressing or anything. Nope, not one bit...

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