Koodos for trying, though.
Nothing says "Valentine's Day" like two penguins in captivity forced to parade around in a remote-controlled vehicle while people take pictures of their "wedding." Yesiree, that's not soul-blisteringly depressing or anything. Nope, not one bit...
Check out Cheezburger's Ode to Cupid!
So this is my dad, at my sister's wedding. Part of his speech was actually the caption, he cried a little.