Traditional ring bearers are fun and all, but wouldn't you want your rings delivered to the altar by a BIRD OF FREAKING PREY?!
Adorable hand shapes spelling the word 'love'? Or GANG SIGNS?! I'll let you decide.
IT NEVER STAYS IN VEGAS
It ends up on your wife's blood test 4 months later, is listed in your divorce papers, and then you end up forever alone. Spending 12 hours a day making stupid demotivational posters
Find Meaning In Your Life With Demotivational Posters
A pirate themed wedding complete with a duct tape-broccoli bouquet accented with tootsie roll suckers. Broccoli is packed with vitamin C, perfect for fighting off scurrrrvy!