IT NEVER STAYS IN VEGAS It ends up on your wife's blood test 4 months later, is listed in your divorce papers, and then you end up forever alone. Spending 12 hours a day making stupid demotivational posters
The village of Takhatpur, India held a frog wedding in hopes of bringing rain. Frogs are thought to be able to sense when it will rain and thus have special powers in ending droughts that plague the region.
Unfortunately, the frogs turned into princes and were therefore completely useless to the village.