Just say "I do."
Nothing says "Valentine's Day" like two penguins in captivity forced to parade around in a remote-controlled vehicle while people take pictures of their "wedding." Yesiree, that's not soul-blisteringly depressing or anything. Nope, not one bit...
Check out Cheezburger's Ode to Cupid!
What inner child WOULDN'T want to get married in a bouncy castle?
MR. AND MRS. NINJA
on their wedding day.