Koodos for trying, though.
IT NEVER STAYS IN VEGAS
It ends up on your wife's blood test 4 months later, is listed in your divorce papers, and then you end up forever alone. Spending 12 hours a day making stupid demotivational posters
Find Meaning In Your Life With Demotivational Posters
MR. AND MRS. NINJA
on their wedding day.
It's a vague message but it's there.
It takes real faith in the strength of your relationship to jump out of a plane together right off the bat.