Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.
ryan brenzier on flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/carpeicthus/552551812/
A whole lotta trust going on in this relationship, you can tell...
When you wish upon a ring, makes no difference who you... dammit, that doesn't rhyme well!
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