A whole lotta trust going on in this relationship, you can tell...
Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.
Honestly, if you're even considering this kind of thing... you've got issues.
Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!
And nary a portal shall ever separate them.