Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
ryan brenzier on flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/carpeicthus/552551812/
I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.
I'm sure they have both Chuck Berry and Pulp Fiction in the 24th century, and will totally get that reference.
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