Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.
Honestly, if you're even considering this kind of thing... you've got issues.
A whole lotta trust going on in this relationship, you can tell...
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