When you wish upon a ring, makes no difference who you... dammit, that doesn't rhyme well!
Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.
Check out these wedding bands by Sakurako Shimizu. They are molded into a waveform representation of your partner's voice recorded saying "I do," or any phrase you choose. A very cool and unorthodox idea!
Honestly, if you're even considering this kind of thing... you've got issues.
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