Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.
When you wish upon a ring, makes no difference who you... dammit, that doesn't rhyme well!
Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!
Honestly, if you're even considering this kind of thing... you've got issues.
A whole lotta trust going on in this relationship, you can tell...
Redditor laporkenstein forged his own wedding ring from a chunk of meteorite! Check out the extensive gallery of the process here!
Wonder what his wife will be wearing? I mean, diamonds are sort of anticlimactic at this point...
Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.