When you wish upon a ring, makes no difference who you... dammit, that doesn't rhyme well!
A whole lotta trust going on in this relationship, you can tell...
Honestly, if you're even considering this kind of thing... you've got issues.
Finally! A classy ring for the frequent bar-brawler who is looking to settle down and still throw-down.
I'm sure they have both Chuck Berry and Pulp Fiction in the 24th century, and will totally get that reference.