When you wish upon a ring, makes no difference who you... dammit, that doesn't rhyme well!
I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.
Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
Finally! A classy ring for the frequent bar-brawler who is looking to settle down and still throw-down.