I'm sure they have both Chuck Berry and Pulp Fiction in the 24th century, and will totally get that reference.
I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.
Redditor laporkenstein forged his own wedding ring from a chunk of meteorite! Check out the extensive gallery of the process here!
Wonder what his wife will be wearing? I mean, diamonds are sort of anticlimactic at this point...
Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.
When you wish upon a ring, makes no difference who you... dammit, that doesn't rhyme well!