Honestly, if you're even considering this kind of thing... you've got issues.
Finally! A classy ring for the frequent bar-brawler who is looking to settle down and still throw-down.
I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.
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Redditor laporkenstein forged his own wedding ring from a chunk of meteorite! Check out the extensive gallery of the process here!
Wonder what his wife will be wearing? I mean, diamonds are sort of anticlimactic at this point...
When you wish upon a ring, makes no difference who you... dammit, that doesn't rhyme well!