A whole lotta trust going on in this relationship, you can tell...
Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
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Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!
Honestly, if you're even considering this kind of thing... you've got issues.
For those of you who want the karat count in your diamond to match your maturity level.