Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.
Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!
Check out these wedding bands by Sakurako Shimizu. They are molded into a waveform representation of your partner's voice recorded saying "I do," or any phrase you choose. A very cool and unorthodox idea!
When you wish upon a ring, makes no difference who you... dammit, that doesn't rhyme well!
Finally! A classy ring for the frequent bar-brawler who is looking to settle down and still throw-down.