Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!
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I'm sure they have both Chuck Berry and Pulp Fiction in the 24th century, and will totally get that reference.
And nary a portal shall ever separate them.
Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.
Redditor laporkenstein forged his own wedding ring from a chunk of meteorite! Check out the extensive gallery of the process here!
Wonder what his wife will be wearing? I mean, diamonds are sort of anticlimactic at this point...