Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
ryan brenzier on flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/carpeicthus/552551812/
I'm sure they have both Chuck Berry and Pulp Fiction in the 24th century, and will totally get that reference.
When you wish upon a ring, makes no difference who you... dammit, that doesn't rhyme well!
And nary a portal shall ever separate them.
Check out these wedding bands by Sakurako Shimizu. They are molded into a waveform representation of your partner's voice recorded saying "I do," or any phrase you choose. A very cool and unorthodox idea!
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