I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.
Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!
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Honestly, if you're even considering this kind of thing... you've got issues.
ryan brenzier on flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/carpeicthus/552551812/
Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
And nary a portal shall ever separate them.