Finally! A classy ring for the frequent bar-brawler who is looking to settle down and still throw-down.
Redditor laporkenstein forged his own wedding ring from a chunk of meteorite! Check out the extensive gallery of the process here!
Wonder what his wife will be wearing? I mean, diamonds are sort of anticlimactic at this point...
Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.
And nary a portal shall ever separate them.
Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
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