When You Wish Upon a Ring

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When You Wish Upon a Ring
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When you wish upon a ring, makes no difference who you... dammit, that doesn't rhyme well!

Violent Vows

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Violent Vows
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Finally! A classy ring for the frequent bar-brawler who is looking to settle down and still throw-down.

The Right Owl for the Job

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The Right Owl for the Job
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Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.

The Classic Mouse Ears Cut?

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The Classic Mouse Ears Cut?
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For those of you who want the karat count in your diamond to match your maturity level.

Ladies, Cast Off Your Rings in Disgust

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Ladies, Cast Off Your Rings in Disgust
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Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.