Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.
For those of you who want the karat count in your diamond to match your maturity level.
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Finally! A classy ring for the frequent bar-brawler who is looking to settle down and still throw-down.
Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
Honestly, if you're even considering this kind of thing... you've got issues.
When you wish upon a ring, makes no difference who you... dammit, that doesn't rhyme well!