"You Have The Portal to My Heart"

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"You Have The Portal to My Heart"
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Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!

It Was a Starfleet Wedding and The Old Folks Wished Them Well

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It Was a Starfleet Wedding and The Old Folks Wished Them Well
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I'm sure they have both Chuck Berry and Pulp Fiction in the 24th century, and will totally get that reference.

Violent Vows

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Violent Vows
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Finally! A classy ring for the frequent bar-brawler who is looking to settle down and still throw-down.

Ladies, Cast Off Your Rings in Disgust

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Ladies, Cast Off Your Rings in Disgust
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Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.

The Classic Mouse Ears Cut?

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The Classic Mouse Ears Cut?
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For those of you who want the karat count in your diamond to match your maturity level.