Just because you can't ACTUALLY marry your cat doesn't mean you can come as close as legally possible to including your cat in your marriage.
If it weren't for this super amazing sanitation worker, this woman wouldn't have her wedding ring. I think he deserves to marry her now.
Now, yesterday, and forever.
I've never been one to find death-themed weddings anything but morbid, so to me all this evokes is stealing jewelry from corpses. Err, I mean, happy wedding!