Paper Trails

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Paper Trails
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Because it's never been done before, Chinese bride Li Kuo wore a 110-pound wedding dress with a 520-meter-long (1,700 feet) train to her wedding in Beijing. She chose the number 520 because the numbers 5-2-0 are pronounced the same as "I love you" in the local dialect.

Might be just me, but seeing these long wedding trains always calls to mind a yard freshly toilet-papered by the neighborhood kids. Which is just about the least romantic thing in existence...

Pretty or Not: In Stitches

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Pretty or Not: In Stitches
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Viktor and Rolf's Spring 2012 collection's last piece was this seamy little number. How does it strike you?

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The Bachelors of the Sea

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The Bachelors of the Sea
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We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!

I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!

Careful Before You DeviantART

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Careful Before You DeviantART
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Because you might just stumble upon a dog dressed in traditional Korean wedding attire. Then you won't be able to tell if you think it's cute or bizarre... and then you'll know you're just on the internet too damn much.